• Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
68,147 notes


humor-us:

it could be raining men and i’d still be single

(via carxlline)

224,540 notes

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via carxlline)

514,971 notes

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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(via demolitionteenagers)

81,750 notes

feelknower1993:

deductivereasonable:

do-you-have-a-flag:

kyairoo:

pir8crabs:

coolarmin:

werewolfmonarch:

remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

image

image

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i will never stop loving this

this is the most important website in the world and i hope nothing ever happens to it

(Source: caninevillain, via demolitionteenagers)

99,706 notes

lesserjoke:

summer break more like

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(via demolitionteenagers)

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cecilgershwinspalmer:

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

this is such a sad thing and i feel it so bad.

(via aflameinmyheart)

145,930 notes

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666, via sceptyczna)

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